Tuesday, December 16, 2008

*Next Life** **by Woody Allen*

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then

when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,

then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities; you
become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and

room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then...


You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case!!!
This makes more sense than anything I've ever read!


The Lover said...

never thought of it this way!! too cool!!

Shawn said...

lol...hahahaha....woody allen rules....you should read some of his quotes....totally hilarious

"god has given man a brain and a penis, but not enough blood to connect them both!"

buddy said...

sheer brilliance

vitruvian said...

@The Lover:
i know..i kno :D

he totally rocks!!
i have read quite a few of his quotes..but even from everything that i've read..this wins hab=nds down..

too cool na!

(¯`•._.•[Raaji]•._.•´¯) said...

haha... this is hilarious. Woody Allen is pretty good :-)

Ankur Bhageria said...

hehe.. id read this long back.. loved it then, and i read it now, loved it as much now!! good stuff!

kusublakki said...


Need to get my hands on woody allen's stuff..

state of mind? said...

wow....this is just amazing fun.!!!

Impressionist said...

well, I had read this one before and had also made a post on this on my old blog!
It would have been so nice if life was backwards!!


Standbymind said...

freakin awesome man!!

Loved it!


akanksha said...

Too good to be true!!! :-)

dharmabum said...

i am not sure if it makes sense, but well, its an interesting line of imagination...and i wonder - what before the orgasm - there must have been a thought - does that i mean i was in existence, if not in reality, only in the form of an intangible 'idea'...

how have you been?

narendra shenoy said...

You come and go, in a manner of speaking!

Aditya Tagat said...

yes those woody allen quotes are the best... you should watch benjamin button by the way.. he starts out an old man! its a different take though, and dont have high expectations from the movie.... lol

wildflower said...

ah-the curious case of benjamin button.lowed it

Standbymind said...

Hey where r yaaaaaaaaa?

Ms Taggart said...

I read it somewhere before too.. and I totally totally totally agree! Sigh.. if only this was possible.

brandon said...

i just made your peace of paper picture look more realistic, maybe you could make the picture the link and remove the text if ya want.


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